Cabbage face 

The feeling you get when you watch Sickly movies... Like twilight

Hey y da cabbage face

Cabbage face by Harry m8s December 13, 2016

Cabbage face 

Justin has a very ugly cabbage face

Justin was told that he had a cabbage face

Cabbage face by Gehefevbah June 1, 2016

face cabbage 

The face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.

Can be metaphorical as well.

Face Cabbage - the face you make when something is unexpectedly shoved up your rectum and is extremely disliked.

"Ewww Paul fingered my asshole last night"

"Oh no did he see your face cabbage? SHHHIIT"

face cabbage by SexyFaceCabbage April 10, 2017

Cabbage patch face 

Someone with a fat face like a cabbage patch doll

My ex trish has a cabbage patch face

Cabbage patch face by Smalltalk0k March 13, 2016

Cabbage Patch Face 

Extremely cute face..that is accompanied by a chill walk.

Dot...you have a cabbage patch face. Better get on that BC

Cabbage Patch Face by Pretty Ricky911 March 19, 2008

Cabbage Facepunch 

When you are fucking at mach 10 and slip into her ass by accident , she turns around and flips out so you punch her in the face.

Man i totally cabbage facepunched my ex last night.

Cabbage Facepunch by Sawatis February 16, 2019

Cabbage Facepunch 

When you are fucking a bitch from behind at mach 10 and you slip into her ass accidentally, when she looks back to yell at you punch her in the face.

i totally cabbage facepunched my ex last night.

Cabbage Facepunch by Sawatis February 16, 2019