A metaphorical horseshoe which can be found by looking inside one's butt. It signifies an unusual manifestation of luck, as represented by a horseshoe shoved so far up one's rectum that luck has diffused from the large intestine into the subject's circulatory system.
Not to be confused with a butt plug. If the horseshoe is not in fact metaphorical, then you should meta-literally get yourself to the doctor.
Not to be confused with a butt plug. If the horseshoe is not in fact metaphorical, then you should meta-literally get yourself to the doctor.
"Wow Officer, look at my buttshoe, I'm so lucky!"
"CITIZEN, PUT DOWN THE HORSESHOE AND STEP AWAY FROM YOUR BUTT."
"CITIZEN, PUT DOWN THE HORSESHOE AND STEP AWAY FROM YOUR BUTT."
by Shmart of Shmelig August 23, 2024
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Joe: Hey dude, what are you doing?
Connor: Just strapping on my buttshoes so I'll be ready for to watch the game tonight.
Joe: Are you gonna sit on your girlfriend's face with them later?
Connor: You know it!
Connor: Just strapping on my buttshoes so I'll be ready for to watch the game tonight.
Joe: Are you gonna sit on your girlfriend's face with them later?
Connor: You know it!
by SHADYSTARMEL16 December 14, 2013
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"I'm gonna give you the hardest Buttshecks you ever got, 'ya little pony..."Said jim the pony Buttshecker
by Jack shannon January 9, 2009
Get the buttshecks mug.An extreme form of bullying where jocks shove a nerdy victim's face up another jock's butt and that jock poops on the nerd's face. Often given with a wedgie & swirlie since it has similarities to those.
If jocks are going this far, they may go all out to make it as humiliating and disgusting as possible - for example, by rubbing the nerd's face in the jock's butt to smear the shit, by spanking the nerd to make him gasp and have to eat shit, by making him lick the shit out of the jock's buttcrack, or by forcing him to open his mouth and pooping directly into his mouth. The easiest place for the buttshover to be administered is over a toilet, so jocks will often give a chocolate swirly in the excess shit.
Variations include:
-the stinkface: better known as a wrestling move where the perpetrator just farts.
-the pie-in-the-face buttshover: a jock lies face-down and shits so that the poop is all over his butt, then the nerd is shoved quickly into it to mimic a pie in the face.
-shitshorts: the nerd is lowered upside-down into the jock's shorts. The buttshover is given & then the jock changes out of his soiled shorts & the jocks make the nerd wear them & give him a messy wedgie in them.
-butt sandwich: 2 jocks completely engulf the nerd's head between both their butts & poop on his face & the back of his head at the same time.
-the butt bomb: the cruelest of the cruel, a buttshover with (explosive) diarrhea.
If jocks are going this far, they may go all out to make it as humiliating and disgusting as possible - for example, by rubbing the nerd's face in the jock's butt to smear the shit, by spanking the nerd to make him gasp and have to eat shit, by making him lick the shit out of the jock's buttcrack, or by forcing him to open his mouth and pooping directly into his mouth. The easiest place for the buttshover to be administered is over a toilet, so jocks will often give a chocolate swirly in the excess shit.
Variations include:
-the stinkface: better known as a wrestling move where the perpetrator just farts.
-the pie-in-the-face buttshover: a jock lies face-down and shits so that the poop is all over his butt, then the nerd is shoved quickly into it to mimic a pie in the face.
-shitshorts: the nerd is lowered upside-down into the jock's shorts. The buttshover is given & then the jock changes out of his soiled shorts & the jocks make the nerd wear them & give him a messy wedgie in them.
-butt sandwich: 2 jocks completely engulf the nerd's head between both their butts & poop on his face & the back of his head at the same time.
-the butt bomb: the cruelest of the cruel, a buttshover with (explosive) diarrhea.
Ryan: Yo dude, that nerd Dylan keeps looking at me funny, let's give him a royal buttshover in gym today. You with me?
Jack: Bro, sick! We can give him a swirlie and hanging wedgie on the stall when we're done.
(later)
Dylan: What are you doing- no, please! Owww! NOOOOOOOOO- ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Jack: Bro, sick! We can give him a swirlie and hanging wedgie on the stall when we're done.
(later)
Dylan: What are you doing- no, please! Owww! NOOOOOOOOO- ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
by yikestbh August 21, 2017
Get the buttshover mug.A hoe who likes it up the butt, it can also be used if your saying butthole lazy then it sounds like butthoe.
bob: eww why is she going after those black guys
kyla: because shes a butthoe
bob: those black guys sure do like buttsex
kyla: because shes a butthoe
bob: those black guys sure do like buttsex
by wellyaknow1234 June 16, 2010
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Get the buttshelf mug.The most common type of rock climbing photo. Your climbing partner takes a photograph of you leading the most awesome pitch of the most fantastic climbing route and since she is below you, all she gets in the image is your butt. Common in climbing gyms too.
Billy photographed me climbing that spectacular 5.12 overhanging offwidth "Bloody Elbows" and all he got was a buttshot.
by danquo September 5, 2013
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