Shoes for your butt. Come in all different styles and sizes. They are capable of being strapped on around the waist with the soles facing the location at which the person will sit. Buttshoes are a brand new innovation that will someday be the latest fashion craze.
Joe: Hey dude, what are you doing?
Connor: Just strapping on my buttshoes so I'll be ready for to watch the game tonight.
Joe: Are you gonna sit on your girlfriend's face with them later?
Connor: You know it!
Connor: Just strapping on my buttshoes so I'll be ready for to watch the game tonight.
Joe: Are you gonna sit on your girlfriend's face with them later?
Connor: You know it!
by SHADYSTARMEL16 December 14, 2013
A metaphorical horseshoe which can be found by looking inside one's butt. It signifies an unusual manifestation of luck, as represented by a horseshoe shoved so far up one's rectum that luck has diffused from the large intestine into the subject's circulatory system.
Not to be confused with a butt plug. If the horseshoe is not in fact metaphorical, then you should meta-literally get yourself to the doctor.
Not to be confused with a butt plug. If the horseshoe is not in fact metaphorical, then you should meta-literally get yourself to the doctor.
"Wow Officer, look at my buttshoe, I'm so lucky!"
"CITIZEN, PUT DOWN THE HORSESHOE AND STEP AWAY FROM YOUR BUTT."
"CITIZEN, PUT DOWN THE HORSESHOE AND STEP AWAY FROM YOUR BUTT."
by Shmart of Shmelig August 23, 2024