buttnuts

Another word for hemorrhoids.

Damn, my buttnuts are really burning!

by belladonna803 January 24, 2009

buttnuts

The result of a man in tight, khaki shorts sitting on a staircase with his legs spread wide open, so that the testicles are pressed tightly against the seam, creating an ass-like shape. Can also be used in replacing a noun.

That guy on "Trading Spaces" has buttnuts!

Hey, buttnuts, get over here!

by Buttnutz September 6, 2003

buttnutterdo

The residual matter that expels from ones rectum after being sodimized with a buttered penis.

Rob: Hey Nate, what is dripping out of my ass?
Nate: Thats my buttnutterdo, bro! Goes great on toast.

by Greekosyk March 19, 2019

Buttnut

A person who tunes pianos

I'm looking for this piano tuner. Yeah, the buttnut.

by Dan Arawesome February 27, 2010

buttnutt

Noun. Similair to cumberbuns freakshow ballgazer

Derived from Jerky boys charachter and adopted by many hardcore fans.

"Hello?, hello? Hey, how's it going buttnutt?"

"You look like a freakin' buttnutt riding your bike in those yellow spandex biker shorts!"

by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE May 7, 2005

buttnut

similar to a fucknut, but toned down for your grandmother.

by semoore September 4, 2003

Butt Nuts

The situation when Josh Wilson's nuts retreat into his butt, a sign of anger and bewilderment.

Josh Wilson got Butt Nuts after being called poor.

by Lost Endeavor February 18, 2009