Definitions by MissyLalalala

granny panties 

1.) Underwear women wear because they have no sex lives or hags. 2.) Underwear your mother bought you. 3.) What normal women are forced to wear when all the other panties haven't been washed yet.

Oh God! I forgot I was wearing damn granny panties! Shit, now I can't get drunk and strip!

granny panties by MissyLalalala July 5, 2005

Buttjuice 

n. 1.) juice leaking aout of your butt 2.) an excuse to miss work 3.) words forming incoherent sentences from some idiot moron who should have his voice box removed

DON'T SIT THERE!!!! Sorry, buttjuice....

Buttjuice by MissyLalalala July 4, 2005