the buttjob is when you place your dick in between the girl's buttcheeks. then you slowly slide up and down and you get that heavenly feeling. i sure as hell would like to do that to a girl.
gee, Jade I don't have a condom. but there's no reason we can't have sex anyway. will you give me a buttjob? i'll pleasure you too by rubbing your clit while i hump your booty cheeks. it'll be a lot off fun.
when a guysticks his dick between 2 buttcheeks.he will then stick it out and in between her buttcheeks but make sure his dick don'ts go in the butthole.he will keep doing it until he his' dick surts sperm on the girl butthole
jacob: guess what
Carlos:what
jacob:brianna gave me a buttjob
carlos:great
When two women put their butts together and in between is a man's penis. They twerk on each other with him in between until he ejaculates. They jerk him off with their posteriors
As a birthday present for her husband, she and her friend gave him a double buttjob
When one sticks a plug of tobacco up his/her ass and shortly after another partner sucks it out, bites off a piece, and enjoys the tobacco while having sexual intercourse.
Guy: Man, my girlfriend gave me the best Russian ButtJob last night!
When two women put their butts together and in between is a man's penis. They twerk on each other with him in between until he ejaculates. They jerk him off with their posteriors
As a birthday present for her husband, she and her friend gave him a double buttjob
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*