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butthole pleasures 

what life is not about
life is not about butthole pleasures
butthole pleasures by mike litoriss December 9, 2008
Words you can keep

butthole pleasures 

when someone gives you pleasure in the butt
Tonight i am going to give Anna some butthole pleasures

butthole pleasures 

When a male or female receives pleasure in the area in which they deficate. There are multiple ways of doing so.
Chris McLean and Marko Babic seemed to give all the bitches in town butthole pleasures with their dipping sticks.

butthole pleasures 

Molestation upon someones butthole. Not in a literal sense, but kidna like saying pwn
Guy gets his face thoroughly asskicked
then someone watching is all like
"oh butthole pleasures"

It's About Butthole Pleasures 

Catch phrase that Mooj meant to say in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin"; life and sex are the best through a chick's pooper
Mooj: Life is about butthole pleasures.

Andy Stitzer: It's about butthole pleasures.

Mooj: It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.

Andy Stitzer: Yeah.

Butt Hole Pleasures 

Any sexual activity involving the anus or the area directly around the anus. If proper preparation (anal foreplay, lubrication, anal massage,etc...) and precaution is used, Butt Hole pleasures can be very enjoyable. It is believed that the extra stimulation of the areas in and around your bum, in addition to the downright dirtyness and kinkyness of these activities, can help to increase the mind-blowingness of your orgasms!

*NOTE* Equally as pleasurable for straight people as well!!
I cannot wait to see my girlfriend this weekend so we can engage in Butt Hole Pleasures alllllll niiiiiight loooong!

Butt hole pleasures include but are not limited to rimming, butt-sex, a lubed finger or two (or how bout a whole fist?)up the rear, anal massages.

The pleasurableness of Butt hole pleasures can be dramatically increased with the use of lubricants, anal beads, butt plugs, and other kinky toys.

butt-hole pleasures 

what life is not about
Life is not about pussy, cock and balls. It's not about Butt-hole pleasures. No it's definetly not about butt-hole pleasures
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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