butthole dick 

What you say to your friends the first time your girlfriend lets you put it in her ass.

Yo, last night Kelly finally let me put it in her butt!!

Dude, you got that butthole dick, awesome!!

butthole dick by rhymes with grape January 13, 2014

Butthole Dick

Dick that smells like butthole even though you haven't fucked anyone

Dan - Hey Gary smell this
Gary - What's that funky sweet smelling cheese?
Dan - It's from my butthole dick

Butthole Dick by SweetButtholeSniffer February 14, 2026

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butthole dickmole 

Butthole Dickmole occurs when one is engaged in sexual intercourse of the anus and upon withdrawal of the penis, notices that there is a smidgen of poo on the head of his penis bearing much resemblence to a mole. If your name happens to be Spencer, you may panic in fear that your fuckbuddy might see the speck of shit which would cause severe awkwardness so you decide to ingest the mole-resembling dot of shit and then comment to your friends that it didnt even have a taste. "very bland"

Joe Shmoe: Im afraid to fuck her in the ass cuz i dont want to end up with a "Butthole Dickmole"

Spencer: Dude, all you have to do is eat it before she sees it and your golden man. besides, it doesnt even taste bad! AAA UUUUUUUU

butthole dickmole by Vulgardefmaker January 19, 2008

dick brain in the butt hole 

David Frank Taylor

Dick brain in the butt hole

dick brain in the butt hole by Booooooobbbbbsssss April 12, 2014