Guy: can you check to see if I have a hemorrhoid?
Girl: I don't see one
Guy: Look close I really think I have one (farts into girls eye)
Girl: I'm going to get pinkeye from that butterfly ass kiss!
Girl: I don't see one
Guy: Look close I really think I have one (farts into girls eye)
Girl: I'm going to get pinkeye from that butterfly ass kiss!
by anonymous53987568 August 15, 2012