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batter bitch slapper 

A mechanical industrial machine used to stir bread batter.
"Here on this side of the room, we have the new batter bitch slapper. It works so much better than the batter blower.

slippery butter 

A pale tall white man, sometimes mistaken for Casper fucks the living shit out of you. After this is finished you are accepted into the brotherhood.
Colin wanted to be apart of the frat, so he did slippery butter with Kyle.
slippery butter by Bangerman33 December 8, 2017

drop it like a slippery stick of butter 

something you say when you just want the conversation to end.
Ian: Lara why are you so special and not in a good way?
Lara: Ian just drop it like a slippery stick of butter

Ian: Ms McClain can i go to the nurse?
Ms. McClain: Why, Ian?
Ian: My scars hurting...
Ms. McClain: What?
Ian: From all these dementors.
Ms. McClain: What?
Ian: I REALLY NEED TO KILL SOME HORCRUXES
Ms. McClain: Ian just drop it like a slippery stick of butter!

Butterslapper14 

Butterslapper14 slap buttrer $50
omg, hes slapping the butter again! Yup thats butterslapper14 for ya, hes a real nigga
Butterslapper14 by penissuckr32 February 10, 2024
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026