When you put peanut butter on your nuts and let your dog lick it off
Barack Obama Put peanut butter on his nuts and let his dog lick it off so he said it was his butter nuts
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To describe a hot chick that is actually a dude.
That chick is hot, butter nuts.
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butter nut is a plains Indian technique of making butter in a teepee or other confined area inside a reservation. often served on buffalo hide or with dry toast, the butter is formed by the man nutting in the womans mouth and proceeding to churn furiously with his erect member untill a thick, butter-like substance is formed. Can also add warpaint for coloring or rocks and dirt for texture.
"hey Runs With Wind, get over here on your knees so i can make some fresh butter nut before bed, man i love me some butter nut right before bed"
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used to describe someone can't catch a football, which is sayin that they sit and home jacking off there buttery nuts getting there hands butter making it so where they can't catch
dude blake your not on my team, you have butter nuts
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A Butter Nut is someone who likes to do your bitchwork for you.

The name comes from Tom , the ORIGINAL BUTTER NUTS
"Hey you going to get that shit?"
"Nah, it was snowing a little, so i sent Butter Nut(s)"
"haha, what a fucking bitch"
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A rephrase of the vegetable butternut squash used in an attempt at comedy, may be used to break an awkward silence or simply as a powerful statement.
Ollie - "Butternut Squash? More like Butter-nut-cum!"
*silence*
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Completely crazy.

Something that is so unbelievably outrageous.

Psychotic.
Kiana: Did you hear about the mom that was playing Farmville and was so annoyed at her crying baby that she spaced and shook her baby to death?

Derek: Holy Crap! That's nuts! That's Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts!
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