butt-racking

The act of putting spray paint cans and markers up your butt and walking out the hardware store. This is an effective way to rack spray cans and other graffiti materials.

Chamoy: Hey Flom, Wanna go butt-racking?
Flom: Yeah, they won’t expect it.

butt-racking by Benjamin Xavier Rodriguez October 3, 2025

butt-rocking 

Origin: "Rock, my butt!" in reference to confirming that an object was a piece of pottery and not a rock.
Abbr. = DTbr

Also: Act of rocking one's butt.
Certain rules must be followed in order to achieve a successful butt-rocking.
1. The first rule of butt-rocking: you cannot talk about butt-rocking.. think Fight Club.
2. Mandarin, Spanish and British accents are the only acceptable forms of verbal communication.
3. One signifies availability for butt-rocking by uttering "Suns out!" Butt-rocking can only commence when a response of "Guns out!" is reciprocated.

4. In extreme cases, butt-rocking may escalate to buck-rocking.
5. Jazz (pronounced "yazz") flute must be playing whilst butt-rocking.
6. Heavy metal is played only when an escalation to buck-rocking is imminent.

7. "Scooping" is allowed, but a spotter is required under the following circumstances: a) if the butt-rocking event is taking place above sea level, b) if participants are of "rookie" or "amateur" status, and c) if attempting to butt-rock in bodies of water.
8. If below sea level, a spotter is not needed even if other conditions normally warrant one.
9. Butt-rocking can only be performed in the cardinal directions North and/or South.
10. No blood no foul.. if you foul out 3 times you are suspended for a minimum of 7 days.

"Hey man, were you butt-rocking last night?"
-"Yeah man, it was below sea level. It was sweet!"
"Aw sweet! So no spotter?"
-"Nope!"

butt-rocking by Chert December 18, 2012

butt racing 

when a whole bunch of people sit on their asses and race.
It can also be just one person.
Butt Racing originated from YTMND, using a stop motion technique.

-We were butt racing in the park last week, and it sucked. Jay couldn't hold the camera steady, and it shaked out of control.
-Dude, use a tripod next time.

butt racing by xinjinbei August 13, 2007

buttcracking hot

a typical summer day when the heat is un bearable.

marc stepped out of the pub and exclaimed geezus what a buttcracking hot day it is!

buttcracking hot by freedav04 June 12, 2005