butt smurf

little gay man who takes it in the rear from a bigger man.

The butt smurf wimpered softly as Thor rammed his rock hard penis into his anus.

by chadly buxtonia April 30, 2004

smurf butt

a blue stained ass as a result from a huge turd falling into a newly serviced port-o-john

dud.......e i gotta smurf butt from that port-o john from ripping a grumpy

by havalaf October 9, 2009

butt smurfer

A person who gives a rim job to someone with an exposed hemorrhoid !

After Steve gave sally that rim job, he is now a butt smurfer.

by EvilPanda_314 March 28, 2016

smurfy butt syndrome

type A. When you take a shit in a porta potty and you splash some blue water on your butt hole.

Type B. When you eat too many homeless peoples asses and their gangrene morphs into gang blue and your butt falls off and the Polynesian people roast your blue butt at a luau

the buss driver had a terrible case of smurfy butt syndrome

by Kryan October 30, 2022

buttsurfer

Male or female who enjoys performing anal sex with their penis and/or dildo

My brother, who is a expert buttsurfer, performed anal sex with his cousin Hal all through the night.

by Ima Feinlen February 7, 2004

buttsurfer

A member of a clueless freshwater species known as the river kayaker who ventures out of his element and into the lineup thinking he or she can actually surf, with no concern for the hazard posed to real surfers by a huge uncontrollable boat and paddle. Obviously afraid of salt water, as indicated by presence of nose plug, helmet, and life vest.

"Hey, bra, what's up with that buttsurfer crowdin' the lineup? If he likes sitting on his ass so much, shouldn't he stay in his cubicle?"
"Dude, I know, he totally ran me over when he got caught inside on that big set!"

by mountainsharkbait May 8, 2009