butt queef

A fart that sneaks out the front. This phenomenon usually occurs while seated. The fart gets trapped in the butt cheeks and slowly makes it way out the front instead of the back. A slight tickling sensation may be felt as the air bubble makes it's journey from anusville through grundle town.

Steve: Damn Gina, Did you just queef? It smells a used diaper filled with Indian food!
Gina: No, that was a butt queef! I tried to sneak a fart out and it came out the front. I guess that curry slurpee was a bad idea!

by The1andonly November 16, 2007

butt queef

Unlike a fart, it is the release of air trapped during anal sex.

ffppptt

Joe "What was that?!?!?"

Joyce "You're fucking me in the ass so hard I butt queefed, keep going!!!"

by Ivanov rednalo July 11, 2010

butt queef

An anal release of air, that usually has an unfriendly stench.

Also known as a fart.

ItaLy ftw: yo, ToRoNoX I just butt queefed, did you smell it?
ToRoNox: ya niggah, I can smell it from a mile away

by ItaLy ftw June 2, 2010

butt queef

A fart that comes from your asshole, but you make it a big deal and mutter "ohhh butt queef"

"Dude, I just butt queefed"

by Dapoopmasta February 15, 2007

Butt cheek queef

Unlike a fart, when air gets trapped in one's butt cheeks, usually while sitting, and a small pocket of air pops out. This is similar to a vaginal queef.

I keep butt cheek queefing.

by Bradford, PA December 16, 2016

butt queen

The female partner of a closeted bottom. She rules his butt, controlling whose allowed in and around him, in order to protect their public image.

"Hey man, did you see Tom's new girlfriend? She's so hot!"

.... "That arrogant bitch, she's just his butt queen."

by Andrew211 June 19, 2011

Butt Queen

A closeted gay man's wife. It is her sole obligation to control the needs of her spouse's butt in order to keep his homosexuality at bay, so that it does not bring shame to the family.

That arrogant bitch? That's just his Butt Queen.

by death proof June 6, 2011