Taking your car to get serviced, and your car comes out worse than going in, because the butt fucks servicing it spent too much time sticking their dicks in the exhaust pipe than looking at the damn car!
It's definitely not " floats your boat ", by the way. Pretty sure it's always been " fucks your butt ".
A : Bro, do you listen to Weezer ?
B : Nah, no way, when dicks fly !
A : Isn't the expression " when pigs fly " ?
B : No, it's not.
A : Yes, it literally is.
B : Fine, whatever fucks your butt, then.
A : Bro…
a term used to explain the place on earth furthest from any forms of modern civilization. used when you have no cell phone serivce, internet access, so on and so forth