Taking your car to get serviced, and your car comes out worse than going in, because the butt fucks servicing it spent too much time sticking their dicks in the exhaust pipe than looking at the damn car!
An expression meaning " do whatever makes you happy " Usually a passive-aggressive response implying that you disagree with a person's opinion, but don't care because you're superior.
It's definitely not " floats your boat ", by the way. Pretty sure it's always been " fucks your butt ".
A : Bro, do you listen to Weezer ?
B : Nah, no way, when dicks fly !
A : Isn't the expression " when pigs fly " ?
B : No, it's not.
A : Yes, it literally is.
B : Fine, whatever fucks your butt, then.
A : Bro…
a term used to explain the place on earth furthest from any forms of modern civilization. used when you have no cell phone serivce, internetaccess, so on and so forth
jesus christ, i have no way to check facebook out here, why did we have to camp all the way in buttfucksville egypt?
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.