by andrew stump August 29, 2005
Those little pieces of toilet paper that get stuck in your butt after you wipe yourself if you use either to much paper or have a dry butt crack.
Ryan: "What are these little pieces of paper on the bathroom floor?"
Heidi: "My butt crumbs must have fallen out."
Heidi: "My butt crumbs must have fallen out."
by imkeisha88 February 05, 2008
small flakes of skin, pieces of toliet paper, underwear lint that end up on your bed usually after sleeping naked and with another person.
Michael: "C'mon let's make this bed"
Jane: *dusting and hand-sweeping sheets* "hold on, I'm cleaning our butt crumbs off"
Jane: *dusting and hand-sweeping sheets* "hold on, I'm cleaning our butt crumbs off"
by neaners23 August 06, 2010
Little pieces of toilet paper left after a poor wipe job. Not limited to any specific gender, age, or ethnicity.
Cheap toilet paper and fast wipes will almost always give you a bad case of itching butt crumbs.
She couldn't wait till the elevator doors closed because she had a bad case of "Butt-Crumbs"
She couldn't wait till the elevator doors closed because she had a bad case of "Butt-Crumbs"
by BigulModemo April 29, 2009
A loser, a wanabe surfer. People who buy surf gear, fake bake (use tanning beads) basically people who wishing they were locals, but they cant be.
by nevergetscranked June 29, 2009
also known as Arse dandruff and Poo-flakes
small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.
small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.
Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some butt crumbs on the toilet seat.
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some butt crumbs on the toilet seat.
by coazeau July 29, 2012
Sam Suiciide/Komiazyk/Vakalis
Pieces off poo stuck to ones bum from too much anal sex that get hard and look like crumbs and end up everywhere.
Pieces off poo stuck to ones bum from too much anal sex that get hard and look like crumbs and end up everywhere.
by buttcrumbsspecialist November 22, 2011