Butt crumbs

also known as Arse dandruff and Poo-flakes

small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.

Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some butt crumbs on the toilet seat.

by coazeau July 29, 2012

Butt Crumbs

Sam Suiciide/Komiazyk/Vakalis
Pieces off poo stuck to ones bum from too much anal sex that get hard and look like crumbs and end up everywhere.

Flinders street rat: Hey what are those crumbs on the floor?
Sam: My butt crumbs, sorry!

by buttcrumbsspecialist November 22, 2011

Butt Crumbs

Butt Crumbs are the small little particles of pubic hair and feces that fall on and around the toilet seat when going to the bathroom.

Why do you always have to leave your Butt Crumbs on the toilet seat after going to the bathroom? Please wipe them off the next time you use the bathroom.

by Jonny Thumbs February 22, 2017

Butt crumbs

When you fart and a subtle and tiny amount of poop slips out.

I had so much gas , i probably had butt crumbs

by xwickedxxpediax August 30, 2021

Butt Crumbs

Dinkle berry children, from another mother. Sex crumbs, ranging from 0.1mm to 3mm.

Tell your mother to clean those Butt Crumbs from her vajaja.

by Vajaja Mama January 11, 2019

butt crumbs

those little dingy balls of toilet paper that cling to your butt.

Skinny has mad butt crumbs, not that i would know or anything.

by andrew stump September 6, 2005

butt crumbs

Those little pieces of toilet paper that get stuck in your butt after you wipe yourself if you use either to much paper or have a dry butt crack.

Ryan: "What are these little pieces of paper on the bathroom floor?"

Heidi: "My butt crumbs must have fallen out."

by imkeisha88 February 5, 2008