V: to use your hands to open each side of your gluteus maximus to expose the rectum, then sit on an object while making sure that the rectum touches the desired object.

Rodney butt cracked Chris's pillow to get him back for that prank he pulled earlier.

butt crack by Richard Charles June 27, 2005

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a crease between the thighs that emits gas and shit and sometimes a liquid substance which is quite uncomfortable

person 1: aww, i think some ass piss just came out my butt crack

person 2: man, that sucks

butt crack by Homophobic Fetal Tissue May 6, 2019

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The line between your booty cheeks

My butt crack is itchy

Butt crack by anonymous February 7, 2023

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Cleavage between the glutei maximi; the Anal Valley

With the new navel-revealing fashions, teeny boppers have to wax their butt-cracks as well as their bushes

butt-crack by cornholio October 6, 2003

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A butt-crack is the cleavage between a [guy's [butt-cheeks.

Matt fucked me in my lower cum-hole and blew his load on my butt-crack!

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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