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I coined the term in my 1992 Fantagraphics comic of the same name. So back off slang stealers. It is named for an ass tampon made of toilet paper which looks like a biscuit when molded by the butt. It is not a name for a turd.

My ass is on fire from diarrhea, I need a Butt Biscuit.

butt biscuit by Dean "buttons the chimp" williams May 25, 2003

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butt biscuit

biscuit made entirely of solid dried shit and ass skin flakes

Mom whats this shit in the fridge?

butt biscuit by bob May 9, 2003

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Butt Biscuit

1.a person who is a pain in the ass.
2.a person that is a biscuit in your butt

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU BUTT BISCUIT!!!!!!!!

Butt Biscuit by indian guy February 2, 2009

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Butt Biscuit

A crap.

"I just made a butt biscuit."

Butt Biscuit by -Mikey Griffiths, King Of Wales- February 12, 2003

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bubble butt biscuit

The name of the little submarine in Markiplier's video, SOMA Part 3. Possibly also something disgusting

He's my little bubble butt biscuit *grutural noises* I don't know what a bubble butt biscuit is but I'm not sure I want to know.

bubble butt biscuit by JFox December 7, 2015

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Biscuit butt

When a girl's butt looks good in tight jeans, but it busts out of those jeans when she takes them off in the same way as a can of biscuits when you open the can.

Damn bro, her ass is phat.
Nah dude, she has a biscuit butt. Don't be deceived by the jeans.

Biscuit butt by B.Hein October 16, 2019

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biscuit butt

A small, but lifted butt.

Cute and in-shape

You could tell she was in shape because of her biscuit butt.

biscuit butt by Sociopathic Tendency May 14, 2016

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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