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Choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna speedrun with me ;) ? 

Best pickup line ever in the smp
Choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna speedrun with me ;) ? Is like a pickup meant as a joke i made And also for the people who knows wherebit came from

But I love you no! 

Default phrase of Indian origin, commonly used to indicate that whatever was said previously was untrue/does not matter and person saying it wants to be in other person's good books again. Alternatively, used to distract a person during an argument/boring conversation. The "no" at the end is for emphasis, Indian-style!!
Omg Jade is the sexiest thing alive......but I love you no!!

Salesperson: blah blah blah.....
You: but I love you no!!!
Salesperson: huh? (stunned silence)
You: (makes their escape)

But the love was always there with the peace! 

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! OK! OOOK! That- You brought it back with that one! I don't entirely hate your fucking guts after that! That shit was funny! Alright? Yeah, ok, this guy has singlehandedly redeemed you. HOOOOO MAN! God, I- Shit, I might actually feel bad if your kid gets molested now! Holy shit! That isn't one of mine is it? Jesus! You guys should have just given me my retard-house, pills, and prostitutes. We really could have stopped a lot of this if you weren't so fucking stubborn. God damn!
Cultist "But the love was always there with the peace!"

Hym "BAHAHAHAHA WHAT!? WHAT IS THIS FUCKING GUY TALKING ABOUT!? HOLY BA-JESUS! HAHAHA! Man, I don't even know what to say! That's it!? It CAN'T be that easy for you to gain followers on the internet. Really guys. Retarded gibberish + Youtube default rhetoric about peace and love = immediate success! And then you sell them your bath water. And if anybody talks back, well, they don't have any bath-water profits do they? If they were smart and good they would have that sweet, sweet bath-water money. So, clearly they're dumb and bad! Fuck me, man! Imagine ME doing that! I did LITERALLY the opposite of that and I'm STILL inspiring millions! If I did what that stupid son of a bitch was doing you motherfuckers would be pledging allegiance to a picture of ME in school! Your grandkids would think I carried the sun over the horizon every morning! 'Thank you dear leader for another glorious day!' They'd say when they get out of bed. Fuck! 'Oh no! The sky is cloudy! Dear leader weeps for our plight...' I mean, you guys have to use some discernment. Please! Shit, the more I write about it the sadder I get actually! Wow that is sad! I'm sad now. I need to go to sleep. That shit actually depresses me a little bit."

love but hate 

You cant decide on your feelings on; A person, food, clothes, or, anything really
Jessica pulls a shirt off the rack "what about this one?"
"I love But hate it, I don't like the color mixtures" She groans bc I'm so indictive 😂
love but hate by Kate2020katelynn September 11, 2020

What do farmers love but astronauts hate? 

This riddle was created by Abby Ellis and is completely ridiculous! All the clues given to help solve it are unrelated and bizarre! It’s a fun riddle to give your friends to pass half an hour.
What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling

Teddy bears

Children can draw it but adults can’t

Seasons

Any other ridiculous clue

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. 

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.
Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.