Bus Drivers

The term bus drivers is used to describe those that wear long white socks. Especially those of the ‘Lotto’ variety.

Oi look at that Dickhead with his bus drivers

by Banter boy 123 August 29, 2019

Bus drivers knob

a semi erection caused by sitting on a vibrating bus seat all day

she's so hot i've got a bus drivers knob

by half baked Jake June 5, 2010

Bus Drivers Bum

Bus Driver's Bum
Have you ever seen a bus driver with a small arse - no, because they are always sat on it!
So this applies to someones whose arse is that bloody big, that it can easily effect tides and cause a solar eclipse.

Good god! Look at the bus drivers bum on that!

by The Dazzler May 6, 2006

Bus Drivers' Rules

When somebody enforces rules that nobody has heard of until now.

In the winte of '62, I moved from the corner of Lake and 30th streets to get in out of the -31 degree cold. I came out of the laundromat that provided a modicum of relief from the wind and cold to catch the Minneapolis City Bus. The driver stopped but said I couldn't use my transfer, because I wasn't being picked up at the CORNER OF 30TH AND LAKE STREET. I paid the fair with a grumble, saying "This sounds like Bus Drivers' rules, 'You Make Them Up As You Drive Along.'" There was some murmuring of agreement from the other passengers. He didn't throw me out into the Minus 31 degree night.

by Past Pedestrian September 6, 2009

Wanky bus drivers

Some one who's drives a bus

Bus not shown up again bloody wanky bus drivers

by Vapez February 17, 2023

the Three-Fingered Bus Driver

An obscure sexual maneuver popularized in Russia, in which the vagina and anus are simultaneously penetrated, with a thumb and two fingers, respectively. The rectum is then pushed outwards into the cervix, where it is rotated by the two fingers.

"Darryl gave you the three-fingered bus driver?"
"Yeah. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. After that we went to Olive Garden."

by Adam W. and Adam B. January 9, 2009

Bus driver butt

A persons bottom that is pronounced as a result of long-time exposure to sitting.

Typically the buttocks is rounded around the hips and presents a flatter gluteal.

Zaviers mom has a bus driver butt!

by Jaytoven October 10, 2019