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Burgoo
Burgoo
Verb
To Burgoo: To have sexual intercourse with a woman without using protection. And while in the action of intercourse(usually at a premature time) "pull out" and ejaculate semen onto the woman's chest and/or breasts accompanied with a loud roar.
Verb
To Burgoo: To have sexual intercourse with a woman without using protection. And while in the action of intercourse(usually at a premature time) "pull out" and ejaculate semen onto the woman's chest and/or breasts accompanied with a loud roar.
Burgoo by AlphaGarbu November 2, 2009
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Burgoo
Burgoo
Verb
To Burgoo: To have sexual intercourse with a woman without using protection. And while in the action of intercourse(usually at a premature time) "pull out" and ejaculate semen onto the woman's chest and/or breasts accompanied with a loud roar.
Verb
To Burgoo: To have sexual intercourse with a woman without using protection. And while in the action of intercourse(usually at a premature time) "pull out" and ejaculate semen onto the woman's chest and/or breasts accompanied with a loud roar.
Burgoo by AlphaGarbu November 2, 2009
Burtwood
A large member of the tree family dating back to the early 1800's. Burtwoods are very rare, and when in bloom, shower everyone in their path. It's been an ongoing joke to say someone could wake up with a "Burtwood" in their pants.
After a good sleep, Jason woke up next to his girlfriend, and she said, "Jesus Christ, you've got a Burtwood in your pants!"
Burtwood by CollegeEducator December 7, 2010
ButtGoogle
Accidentally browsing the web on a cellphone while it is in your pocket, then hitting random letters as you move around on a couch into the search bar of your Google Homepage and finding lesbian midget porn on your cellphone when you take it out of your pocket.
Used to explain strange websites in search histories or favorites.
Used to explain strange websites in search histories or favorites.
Girlfriend: What is that sick shit on your cellphone?
Boyfriend: I have no idea...I must of buttgoogled it when I sat down.
Boyfriend: I have no idea...I must of buttgoogled it when I sat down.
ButtGoogle by Webb-Miser December 7, 2011
burgoo
Man #2: "Did you hear about that guy bubba?"
Man with rediculously large penis #420: "Yeah, I heard his cousin walked in while he was wanking and he burgooed all over the place. It must have been really akward."
Man #2: "Yeah, Poor guy."
Man with rediculously large penis #420: "Yeah, I heard his cousin walked in while he was wanking and he burgooed all over the place. It must have been really akward."
Man #2: "Yeah, Poor guy."
burgoo by Nigel Jones February 26, 2011
Burgoon
A portmanteau of the first and last names of the most wonderful girl in the world.
If you know Burgoon & she thinks that you're OK, consider yourself lucky; if you know Burgoon & she likes you, consider yourself blessed; if you know Burgoon & she more than just "likes" you, well...then...that's just too good to be true.
The best friend anyone can possibly have.
A guy would be out of his flipping mind to do anything that would upset Burgoon - for 3 reasons:
1) She deserves better.
2) He should know better.
3) She'll go Schenect on his ass.
Burgoon's only flaws include:
1) She's blind to her own beauty and intelligence.
2) She can be a little mean at times.
3) She thinks she's a whole hell of a lot funnier than she actually is - which is pretty funny in and of itself.
4) "(-:" <------ She's been known to abuse poor little smileys.
If you know Burgoon & she thinks that you're OK, consider yourself lucky; if you know Burgoon & she likes you, consider yourself blessed; if you know Burgoon & she more than just "likes" you, well...then...that's just too good to be true.
The best friend anyone can possibly have.
A guy would be out of his flipping mind to do anything that would upset Burgoon - for 3 reasons:
1) She deserves better.
2) He should know better.
3) She'll go Schenect on his ass.
Burgoon's only flaws include:
1) She's blind to her own beauty and intelligence.
2) She can be a little mean at times.
3) She thinks she's a whole hell of a lot funnier than she actually is - which is pretty funny in and of itself.
4) "(-:" <------ She's been known to abuse poor little smileys.
Guy 1: "You know, the only situation better than going out with a girl LIKE Burgoon is going out with Burgoon herself."
Guy 2: "I know what you mean man but let's be honest, Burgoon can get any guy in this entire world. She's a perfect friend and would make THE perfect girlfriend. She'll never be interested in guys like us."
Guy 3: "Are you kidding me? Y'all are losers. I may be a shitshow but I've got the hair, the personality, and the loyalty to be with Burgoon. I have a lot to prove but I'm sure that, when it's all said and done, she'll know that I am the guy she's looked for her entire life."
(-:
Guy 2: "I know what you mean man but let's be honest, Burgoon can get any guy in this entire world. She's a perfect friend and would make THE perfect girlfriend. She'll never be interested in guys like us."
Guy 3: "Are you kidding me? Y'all are losers. I may be a shitshow but I've got the hair, the personality, and the loyalty to be with Burgoon. I have a lot to prove but I'm sure that, when it's all said and done, she'll know that I am the guy she's looked for her entire life."
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Burgoon by If We Only Knew July 17, 2011