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burner job 

a job that one holds for a few weeks or so to scratch together some cash. when the money is no longer necessary or a new job is acquired, one will simply stop showing up.
person a - “how are you liking the coffee shop gig?”
person b - “it’s alright so far but it’s just a burner job - i’ll be gone in a week.”
burner job by elibelli June 7, 2018
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burger job 

A burger job is simple, bascially while your partner is taking a crap, you coat their ass with many sorts of condiments while the large turd represents the beef section of the burger. After that it's pretty straight forward what happens....bon appetit
"Yo man last night I went back to that bitches house and I had to take a crap, so she went to the fridge and I totally gave her a Burger Job"
burger job by vincemeister July 27, 2006

Curd Burger Blow Job 

You jack someone off with some bread till they get hard, then you do a dental dam of fondue, a cheese dental dam, that then forms and dries around the cock as the blow job goes on. You then take the cheese that formed with the jizz around the mans cock and feed it back to him. He eats the cheese jizzumed cum mold once it's over.
"Bro, last night I have my boyfriend a curd burger blow job... and I'm still having cheese cum burps, so is he."

BurgerJob 

Same as a DonutJob but with a burger. And messier. And a higher chance of she gobblin down your weiner.

*(She may also move the burger up and down to simulate fellatio rather then just eat it.)
Fatty McFats Fat: "Hey Handsome, i'll give you a burgerjob for $10"

Suspecting Tim: "hey! The Donutjob was $5!"
BurgerJob by EubonicsAreFun October 9, 2019

boby joby burger 

boby joby burger is my very very very best friend for lifeeeeeeee it is also my reigon and my culture, it is also y very famoose contrey in the boby joby world.
boby joby burger is my LIFEEEEEEEE
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026