Yesterday in McDonald's, I walked into the bathroom and I heard the sound of the bumbsterbate, so there mus have been some dirty beatings going on in there.
Warlock Princess: "Oooh look at that dudes vintage outfit with the leather and bright colors. He's like half 1989 Weekend at Bernie's, half 1979 Mad Max. What a total burnster and he pulled it off! I've gotta get in a pic with him for my Instagram!"
Jeff: "Look at the chick he's with too, she's so hot! She's totally a burnster too!"
Warlock Princess: "No she's not Jeff. She's hot alright but she's just your classic burner with those fuzzy neon rainbow colored ankle warmers, tutu, leotard and that hula hoop."