burlao 

The Dominican equivalent of Savage

"El Tipo Andaba Burlao"
He was being savage

burlao by quesedillamyfriend September 20, 2017

Burlabama 

A city in south eastern Wisconsin known as Burlington.

“I’m truly the 1% in Burlabama, I have all my teeth and never dated anyone I’m related to.”

Burlabama by Rickylafeur420 September 30, 2019

burlap ting

A derogatory way to insinuate that someone's clothing is not to the highest standard, informally used within the Southern suburbs in England.

"oh yeah bruv, man's got dat burlap ting"

burlap ting by FlameWeaver March 10, 2019

ripping burlap 

to fart, break wind, or other wise create a stink

Dude I ate a bunch of white castle and now i cant stop ripping burlap.

ripping burlap by HNDAKD February 27, 2010

burlap 

an expression used to pertain to something that cannot be adequately expressed or explained. Also means whatever the user wants that is unspeakable.

I saw the burlap!

I found the burlap in you

I will burlap my way to love.

burlap by bezalel December 13, 2016

Burlacking 

To lie about something or to extremely over-exagerate.

Michael just said he has 17 customers in front of him...I am sure he is burlacking us, it's probably more like 3!!!

Burlacking by awinner August 26, 2005

Burlap Sack Condom 

When you wanna bang some slut and can't find a condom. So you run up the stairs to the living room and ask your grandma to knit you some protection. She doesn't know what the hell you're talking about, so you run out to the garage and dump all the potatoes out of the burlap sack that your Grandpa keeps out there.

You grab some scissors and cut out a funnel-shaped piece and rush back down to the basement where the slut is already waiting for you.

You wrap the Burlap Sack piece around your Johnson and start moving towards her.

She freaks out and wakes up your whole household. The next weekend you're moving into your own apartment and figuring out how to get a job.

Conversation Held in the basement:

You: "Alright baby, I got a condom. Let's get busy!"
Her: "Lando, how about little fucking romance you piece of shit? Ain't you never been laid before?
You: "Yeah, but you're really hot and...
Her: "Wait wait wait! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"
You: "Nothing. Alright, you want some roman-"
Her: "Seriously, what the fuck is that thing? Let's see that shit. What the fuck? What is that wrapped around your dick?
You: "Nothing."
Her: "Bullshit."
You: "ok, it's a condom."
Her: "It is not, what is it?"
You: "Fine, it's a piece of burlap sack condom - listen, it's the best I could-
Her: "You crazy nigger. Do you really think that you're gonna stick that fucking potatoey-smelling, nigga-brand nappy head motha-fucking shit storm in my fucking snatch? THAT'S IT LANDO! YOU TAKE YOUR STARWARS CLOUD CITY MOTHER FUCKING SELF AND GET THE FUCK OFF ME. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Grandma: "Chile? Wha-whas go'n on down thah? Is you trying to fuck one of them sluts down there again? Charlie? Get yo' good fo' nothing self down heah' and see what yo' lazy-assed grandson is trying to do to the ho down in our house"
Grandpa: "That's it, Lando. I've had enough of this. First you're running around snortin' cocaine and hittin the neighbours with lightsabers, and now this. OUt with ya. I want you out by morning!"

Burlap Sack Condom by Pollup January 18, 2008