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Turd Burgaler 

A person who goes into the bathroom, and tries to open your stall door over and over, even though it is obvious that someone is in there; causing you to tense up and cut off any turds in progress.
I was trying to take a dump at work, when a turd burgaler walked in and interupted me.
Turd Burgaler by Heywood Jablomee January 8, 2004
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burgadert 

really loud wet fart, this is the actual way to spell the sound a fart makes (berg-ah-dert)
(texting) I thought I mastered the art of the quiet fart, but in church this morning, BURGADERT!!!! LMAO! then.... another.. burgaderga-DERGAdert... that one was long. Blamed it on my mom. It was the best feeling in the world
burgadert by rainbow jones December 28, 2011
at a BBQ, when there are burgers that have finished cooking but no one is ready to eat them yet, so you push them to a lonely corner of the grill to keep them warm. (burger+purgatory)
Steve: "What do we got on the grill?"

Alex: "We got some dogs, some sausage and a couple of burgers in burgatory over there"

or

Chris: "Is anyone ready for another burger?"

Steve: "Nah, just put them in burgatory for now, we'll get them later."
Burgatory by Young Monty July 1, 2011

Turd Burgaler 

Jim burgled Jamie's turds.
Turd Burgaler by Hugh G. Balls February 11, 2003

Ass Burgaler 

The Hamburgaler's twin brother, and the sole reason for Grimace's unfortunate name.
The Ass Burgaler pounded Grimace in the ass until until he turned that frown upside down.
Ass Burgaler by Sparkss August 30, 2006
(burger + purgatory) At a BBQ, when there are burgers that have been cooked but no one is ready to eat them, so you leave them on a separate side of the grill to stay warm.
Chris - "I think I'm ready for another burger."

Alex - "I got some waiting in burgatory in that corner right there."
burgatory by Young Monty September 11, 2011