A person who goes into the bathroom, and tries to open your stall door over and over, even though it is obvious that someone is in there; causing you to tense up and cut off any turds in progress.

I was trying to take a dump at work, when a turd burgaler walked in and interupted me.

Turd Burgaler by Heywood Jablomee January 8, 2004

Related Words

burgate • burgatory • bungatere • burgadert • burgage • Burgalerlur • burgaless • Burgatize • Burtate • Turd Burgaler

burgadert

really loud wet fart, this is the actual way to spell the sound a fart makes (berg-ah-dert)

(texting) I thought I mastered the art of the quiet fart, but in church this morning, BURGADERT!!!! LMAO! then.... another.. burgaderga-DERGAdert... that one was long. Blamed it on my mom. It was the best feeling in the world

burgadert by rainbow jones December 28, 2011

Burgatory

at a BBQ, when there are burgers that have finished cooking but no one is ready to eat them yet, so you push them to a lonely corner of the grill to keep them warm. (burger+purgatory)

Steve: "What do we got on the grill?"

Alex: "We got some dogs, some sausage and a couple of burgers in burgatory over there"

or

Chris: "Is anyone ready for another burger?"

Steve: "Nah, just put them in burgatory for now, we'll get them later."

Burgatory by Young Monty July 1, 2011

Turd Burgaler

One who burgles turds.

Jim burgled Jamie's turds.

Turd Burgaler by Hugh G. Balls February 11, 2003

Ass Burgaler

The Hamburgaler's twin brother, and the sole reason for Grimace's unfortunate name.

The Ass Burgaler pounded Grimace in the ass until until he turned that frown upside down.

Ass Burgaler by Sparkss August 30, 2006

burgatory

(burger + purgatory) At a BBQ, when there are burgers that have been cooked but no one is ready to eat them, so you leave them on a separate side of the grill to stay warm.

Chris - "I think I'm ready for another burger."

Alex - "I got some waiting in burgatory in that corner right there."

burgatory by Young Monty September 11, 2011

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026