Bunghole Bandit 

The actual act of licking and sucking on your wife or girlfriends gumhole until she has an orgasm. Its performed while you are licking her pussy up and down and you sneak down to be a bum sniffer. You gently probe her stink star with the tip of your tongue, taking in her savory flavor and aroma. If she responds positiveley, you keep working on her bunghole until she cums, now your an official bung tonguer. If she responds negativeley, you have to stop the fun and settle for her being a Bunghole Bandit. Stealing any chance of some ass tortilla fun.

I couldn't believe how wet Charlene was this morning. We were up late last night and screwed for hours. I woke up with morning wood and rolled her over. I was lapping away at her musky twat and got the brilliant idea of a little savory ass tortilla action. I eased down and gingerly started licking away at her balloon knot. It was delicious. She said she wasn't up to any cornhole action so I had to settle for her just being a Bunghole Bandit.

Bunghole Bandit by The King Cornholer April 12, 2008

Bunghole Bandit 

Is a term used to describe an individual that makes a female feel secure enough in the relationship that she decides to give him her bunghole virginity, and upon finishing the deal, is never heard from again, thus robbing her virgin ass.

I’m telling you right now, if I ever see that dickhead Ryan , I’m going to beat his ass. My best friend Shauna fell for this douche, and after a couple of months was persuaded by Ryan to take it in the ass. Turns out that Asshat was a Bunghole Bandit, and after robbing her of the sweet, innocent, pure, perfectly good ass, Shauna hasn’t been the same. She was going to marry the man she gave the brown nectar up to, but now it looks like she may be single forever. Maybe I should try to hit it come to think of it. Thanks Ryan!

Bunghole Bandit by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020

bunghole bandit 

Mexican minor criminal who, when not robbing banks, likes to take it or give it up the shitter.

Hey Senor, is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just a bunghole bandit?

bunghole bandit by Hugh Jorgan III December 18, 2007