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bumwig by scranqueen June 4, 2023
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bumwin
A majestic and mythical creature. It is generally a very cheerful and sociable animal that enjoys the company of other creatures, mainly rabbits.
Often hard to communicate with as it has a tendency to sleep at abnormal times, and has no exact sleeping pattern. It is neither nocturnal nor diurnal, and its sleeping patterns is hard to predict. It exists predominantly on a diet of curry and baffles medical science as it never appears to suffer from malnutrition. You will be very lucky if you come across a bumwin, as they are a rare and endangered species.
Often hard to communicate with as it has a tendency to sleep at abnormal times, and has no exact sleeping pattern. It is neither nocturnal nor diurnal, and its sleeping patterns is hard to predict. It exists predominantly on a diet of curry and baffles medical science as it never appears to suffer from malnutrition. You will be very lucky if you come across a bumwin, as they are a rare and endangered species.
bumwin by hashgemashgi April 11, 2013
bumwife
A wife who looks like a bum. T-shirts, pajama bottoms, weight gain and SUVs are popular with bumwives.
bumwife by Jay Fanzen June 3, 2010
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Bumwindow
(Adj) A 'bumwindow' occurs when someone is sitting in a chair that has a hole in the back, most commonly in a school assembley, and has their arse hanging out so you can clearly see it through the gap in the chair. Urgh.
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