The most basic form of iron, also known as 'brown iron'. It has the unusual property of absorbing sound particles when it is produced by reactions with sulfuric acid.

"The bell isn't broken. In fact it's in perfect working order. It's just that when bumcivilian is produced, it has the effect of sucking up all the sound in the vicinity."

bumcivilian by KunoichiZero January 23, 2008

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Bummito

She's a common sense, tall short person, hoop earing wearing, advanced algebra student, artist, and amazing friend who jokes lightly about violence from time to time when people don't shut up. Bummito is also part of a complicated shipping war between two of her friends and it's quite the ordeal. Her friends call her Bummito but you can call her Sophia.

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Sophia: You and John are legit lovebirds
Simon: Bummito, for the last time I'm not John's bf but I ship you guys 100%
Sophia: Whatever you all are in love admit it lmao. And no I'm gonna PASS
John: wtf Bum I'm not dating him, but you two...? OooOoo
Sophia: Oh my god srsly?
John: Simon is actually in love with Jesus tbh so maybe not?
Simon: Nope he's not my type John this is like the 5th time lol chill
John: Ok...
Sophia: Aww... Love birds...
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Simon: So I'm changing my last name
Sophia: Oh god what is it?
Simon: Bummito...
Sophia: W- Why?? -shakes head in disappointment-
Simon: Because if I ever get my PhD I'd make people call me Dr. Bummito. -shakes head in disappointment- Obviously.
Sophia: Sometimes I think you're actually killing my brain cells...

Bummito by THE._.GAY April 13, 2020

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