bum towel

A bum towel is a personal towel used specifically to dry ones butt cheeks (buttocks) and butt crack (inter gluteal cleft) after a bath, shower or swim.

The aim is to prevent wiping your arse over the rest of your body.

Did you just use my bum towel to wash your face? You just got my fecal matter all up in your grill.

by sharpchef March 23, 2015

Bum towels

Toilet paper, loo roll, bog roll

Ah shit we're completely out of bum towels and I really need to go. bog roll

by Auslang April 17, 2015

towers bum

A person who spends 7days a week at Castle Towers. A person who prefers hangin out at towers to all other social activities, except maybe parties.

Random-Jesus Christ Blake Ur Such A Towers Bum
Blake-Yea Bro This Place Is My Second Home

by towers bum1 January 3, 2008