bum spud

a turd.

I looked in the toilet, and sure enough, someone dropped off a bum spud without flushing.

bum spud by johnnylongprong January 14, 2009

Spud Bum 

where you put your arse cheeks on some ones mashed potatoes when they are not in the room and let them eat it without them knowing :)

Dane wiped his arse cheeks on Chinas mashed potatoes when she went to use the toilet and watched her eat her dinner.this is spud bum.

Spud Bum by Daneo January 9, 2009

Bum Spuds 

Poo, shit, or shite. The product of defecation.

I’m touching cloth! I really need to lay some Bum Spuds.

Someone forgot to flush the toilet and it is full of Bum Spuds.

Bum Spuds by sbjkd October 5, 2020

Bumspud 

A brown potato shaped object produced by the bum.

"Watch out Jimmy don't stand in Rover's bumspud!"

Bumspud by Kelly76 November 14, 2005