That fit bitch in Asda was bending over rearranging the bags of
frozen peas and her
bubble butt totally caught my eye . There I was just pushing my trolley along and I was immediately overcome by a raging Bulbo Baggins in my undercrackers . I mean , it was full of steel . A thing even a cat couldnt scratch . What an absolute waste. I wasnt even able to nip to
the shitter to chug one off the wrist because my trolley was three quarters full