Play on the
name of that irritating little
turd Bilbo . Typically used to describe an ill timed full hardon that has little chance of seeing any light of day but
will remain cloaked within the confines of ones undergarments and likely go completely to waste .
That fit
bitch in Asda was bending over rearranging the bags of frozen peas and her bubble butt totally caught my eye . There I was just pushing my trolley along and I was immediately overcome by a raging Bulbo Baggins in my undercrackers . I mean , it was full of steel . A thing even a cat couldnt
scratch . What an absolute waste. I wasnt even able to nip to the
shitter to chug one off the wrist because my trolley was three quarters full