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To build a piano is a suggestive term usually uttered in conversations amongst men referring to an act done to a women. Building a women's piano does not refer to any specific act rather it is a desired reaction out of a women through sexual stimulation. The term was originally formed after gender walls began to break down in the early 1900's as women began to insert themselves in different parts of society including in music. Men began to credit women with having very impressive musical talent comparative to that of a man and soon terms such as these began to form. Knowing this makes it easy to see how the saying came about because obviously women create beautiful passionate sounds that have uncanny ability to arouse and stimulate the opposite gender and there is striking similarity in the sounds made from a piano compared to a women's sounds of arousal and stimulation. Many compare a women's passionate and mildly aggressive sexual outbursts to music and some feel they are one in the same. In short to build a piano is equivalent to forcing a women to have a powerful orgasm.
Yo G, I heard you and the girls are getting together to build a piano. Do you mind if I join?

Dude I built the fuck out my girls piano last night.

Keep it up lil nigga or I'll build your bitches piano faster than you can say Mozart.
build a piano by BigFishJ November 25, 2016
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026