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The enormous crap you take after eating entirely too much food at a buffet (typically chinese or mexican food). The crap is usually accompanied by a large amount of gas, splattering, & an odor that would gag a maggot. It is not typically in solid form due to the rushed manner in which it is delivered.
That buffet almost killed me. I just went and had a buffaby in the men's room. I barely made it 30 minutes. I would avoid that area of the building at all costs.
Buffaby by MN Highroller November 26, 2012
a tiktok song but nobody knows what it actually means until now...
buff baby is a mating call that was used by the generation after Adam and Eve. it was originally "büfbebé" but over time it has changed into "buff baby" boomers will definitely know what buff baby means so be careful with that reference around them!!
person 1: *doing the buff baby dance*
person 2: hey, what does buff baby mean?

person 1: oh yeah I call Chad a buff baby! since he's so f0cking sexy, but he never heard me...
buff baby by krapfrarty November 2, 2019

im a buff baby 

Buff Baby is a song base off of the show Adventure Time. If you don't know that show then go watch it boomer.
Jimmy: *sings in a cool tone* I''m a buff baby i can dance like a man!

Hubert: that is one classy man.
Buff Baby by Diesel patches February 10, 2020