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The enormous crap you take after eating entirely too much food at a buffet (typically chinese or mexican food). The crap is usually accompanied by a large amount of gas, splattering, & an odor that would gag a maggot. It is not typically in solid form due to the rushed manner in which it is delivered.
That buffet almost killed me. I just went and had a buffaby in the men's room. I barely made it 30 minutes. I would avoid that area of the building at all costs.
Buffaby by MN Highroller November 26, 2012
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buffbyers 

The best account 🤣😹 and has good sense in humor 😨👍
Best humor buffbyers 😐👍

phoebe buffay 

The funniest person on FRIENDS. Phoebe Buffay is the weirdest but coolest person on T
Pheobe Buffay is cool
phoebe buffay by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Phoebe Buffay 

The best friend of the Friends. "Pheebs" was odd but, sexy in her own way.
I would bang Phoebe Buffay if she was a real person.
Phoebe Buffay by a neighbor July 31, 2004

Phoebe buffay 

The hippie one of the friends group
She has a free spirit, very positive, funny, she plays guitar and sings, her most popular song is smelly cat
I love phoebe buffay she is always so nice and funny, she always knows how to cheer me up
Phoebe buffay by Happyhippiegirll October 20, 2019
Greatest living rapper to have ever lived. Michigan's proudest moment. A god among men. Sweeter than candy.
"You're pretty good, but you're no Buffay"
Buffay by Antrapanewer August 10, 2009

Buffable 

BUFFABLE: Someone who is very sexy,hot, handsome, pretty etc, you desire them.. and so you would like to shag them.. this makes them very buffable.
Ben is so hot and Buffable..
Did you see that tight outfit she was wearing,,, shes very buffable.
Buffable by Mopsey13 July 29, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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