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an egg.

more specifically a bald man that doesn’t know the abc’s he has 14 toes and can’t swim. If you ever sneeze around an aksually he will tell you to die! be beware, be, safe, live, love, and finally laugh...
person 1: yk aksually?
person 2: wait... it has a name? i thought they were just those things you can make scrambled eggs out of...
person 1: bro! i didn’t know you liked scrambled eggs too?!

person 2: yeah bro!
both in unison: brooo! *high fives*
by krapfrarty June 6, 2021
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a tiktok song but nobody knows what it actually means until now...
buff baby is a mating call that was used by the generation after Adam and Eve. it was originally "büfbebé" but over time it has changed into "buff baby" boomers will definitely know what buff baby means so be careful with that reference around them!!
person 1: *doing the buff baby dance*
person 2: hey, what does buff baby mean?

person 1: oh yeah I call Chad a buff baby! since he's so f0cking sexy, but he never heard me...
by krapfrarty November 3, 2019
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