buddy system 

When the passenger of the vehicle steers for the driver of the car while the driver takes a hit from a bowl.

"Yo, let's use the buddy system, I wanna smoke from this bowl".

buddy system by Heavily Drugged November 27, 2011

buddy system 

When you take a shit that smells so awful that anyone entering the cubicle might need a 'buddy' to assist them in the event of collapsing as the stench is so toxic.

Hey boys - buddy system in place for next 30 minutes (said while exiting the loo)

buddy system by ghost_of_bunchy_ July 10, 2010

Buddy System 2.0

A old school tracking system using new school technology.

KANDACE alerts is revolutionizing the way we use social media by use the buddy system 2.0

Buddy System 2.0 by Mansa Obi April 5, 2017

the buddy system 

A system used between two or more men to help aid them in the event they are caught in an uncomfortable member of the opposite sex, particularly an unattractive and/or obese female during a party situation. When utilizing this system, the male victim will shout out "BUDDY!" and in turn the nearest member(s) of the buddy chain will come to his rescue.

Nasty party slut: Wanna get out of here?
Victim: Uh, well see...(looking around) uh, BUDDY!
Friend/Wingman (shuffles over to the rescue): So, uh John, you left your laundry downstairs. Oh, then we're up for beer pong. LETS GO.
Victim: Wow thanks man...the buddy system never fails. Did you see her snaggletooth?

the buddy system by Strella January 22, 2006

the buddy system 

A system used against your friends whenever you need them to do something they refuse to do. Often used as a last resort of begging.

Usually applies to the "You help me, I help you" or the "Because we're buddies, you should totally do this for me" sayings.

Jen: "No tom, I will not have sex with you!"
Tom: "But Jen! What about the buddy system?!"
Jen: "...Alright, fine -_-"

the buddy system by AnnieCanwanie January 25, 2011

“Everybuddy Needs a Buddy” System 

Definition
A foolproof group buddy system in which one pairs oneself with a reliable “buddy” during wild adventures or escapades.

Purpose
The purpose of the system is to ensure safe return of all people in a group by grouping each one with a designated “buddy.” Each buddy in a pair is responsible for their respective buddy’s safe return to their friendly abode.

Outcome
As long as both buddies buy into the purpose of EBNB System, the system works to perfection and the persons return safely in one piece from their wild night out. However, when buddies begin to neglect their responsibilities, the results can become chaotic and could lead to a buddy sleeping in a hotel room that is still under construction.

WARNINGS:

1. The EBNB system is only guaranteed to work for groups that have an even-number of persons. For some reason, the EBNB system is overwhelmed and fails when trying to accommodate an odd number of persons in a group. Our most logical guess is that assigning multiple buddies to a single person becomes infinitely more difficult than having a single buddy to watch over.

2. For whatever reason, the EBNB system never works when your buddy’s name is “Cookie Monster.”

CHUCK: Hey guys, I have a crazy feeling we’re gonna get buckwild tonight. I think we need to implement the “Everybuddy Needs a Buddy” System tonight.
…
STEVE: What happened to Josh last night? It’s 10 AM and he is nowhere to be found. I guess we’re going to the pool without him.
…
(4 hours later, Josh arrives at the pool in bewilderment)

TODD: What the hell happened to you last night? We called hospitals and jails looking for your ass.
JOSH: I have no idea. All I know is that Cookie was my buddy and everything else is a blur.

“Everybuddy Needs a Buddy” System by Tomek Bradyowski October 17, 2012

Clem Buddy System 

a system where a person follows the slowest person in a group

Steve and jeremy used the Clem Buddy System and followed Clem who was the slowest person

Clem Buddy System by Clement Chang February 29, 2004