Bucket of Smashed Crabs 

Ugly

Looking at the people that live in Worthing if like looking into a Bucket of Smashed Crabs

Bucket of Smashed Crabs by Cheese Daddy September 16, 2010

Face like a bucket of smashed crabs 

A really fugly munter, a really ugly person, AKA The Elephant Man

Fuck me, I'm not shagging that has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.

Face like a bucket of smashed crabs by Fishy Pie October 24, 2003

A face like a bucket of smashed crabs 

A person with a particularly unusual, or aesthetically challenging appearance

His bitter attitude to modelling was possibly due to the fact that he had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs

A face like a bucket of smashed crabs by jazzyd October 7, 2008