Bryce Harper

Philadelphia Philthies outfielder who wears Number 3, because he ain't worth Number Two.

Bryce Harper left 2 men on base in the top of the 4th inning when he hit a line drive into the shift

Bryce Harper by Mister Methane June 7, 2019

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Bryce Harper

A sexy right fielder for the saxy ass phillies

Damn Bryce Harper is so sexy along with the phillies.

Bryce Harper by Dagoatfam April 10, 2019

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bryce harper

sexy ass Washington National's right fielder who has the nicest hair and set of cheeks out there.

Damn dude, did you watch the National's game last night? Did you see Bryce Harper's sexy throw to second?!

bryce harper by MDizzle my nizzle January 15, 2017

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Bryce Harpering

When a good looking male athlete cannot prevent himself from acting like a douchebag in a social setting. This person can never properly connect with his peers. Will always eventually revert back to meat-head status.

Dj was having a great time at the party, but he eventually started Bryce Harpering.

We needed Eric to chill-out and stop Bryce Harpering.

Bryce Harpering by ponzi_joe May 17, 2013

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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