bryce and melanie

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The most bitchin couple there is. He is sexy ass man and she is a gorgeous, bootyful woman on the streets, and a Beast Master and Sex Panther kinky lovers in the sheets. These two youngins reconnected after a few years that are on the same wave length and fit together like two puzzle pieces, we fill the missing piece in each others hearts. We tend to get lost in each others beautiful eyes and incredible minds. It is common to catch the other secretly sniffing their partners hair. Melanie has a black choker necklace; she is the wild card that manages to catch her man by surprise at least three times a week, or night *wink wink*, has the deadly combination of beauty, humor, mystery, and whimsical personality. Bryce is the man of her dreams and the best damn thing to have happened to Melanie. He treats her like a queen and never lets her think she deserves anything less, he has shown her what it is like to truly be wanted, adored, and loved. She will always be safe in his strong muscular arms, and he will never let her down. He continuously brings a happiness to her life that was never there before, he is the man that she has been looking for her whole life and can make her laugh no matter the circumstances. Also, he doesn't punch her in the face. These two will always find an adventure to take on together and will always find something to love about the other, they'll never get bored with each other. And they have bomb ass sex. Yall should be jealous.

damn, have you ever seen a couple like Bryce and Melanie? those two are the definition of my relationship goals.

i bet that Bryce and Melanie have bomb ass sex!

bryce and melanie by raehargett March 7, 2017

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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