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Brexshit 

Economic diarrhoea for when your bank balance bowels want out. Swallow the laxative of £350m a day for the NHS, and watch Britain's ass explode. Use Sun Newspaper front page scare stories about Europe to wipe away the mess.
"You'd better call the doctor. Better out than in, you said, but your #Brexshit has gone Arsical 50!"
Brexshit by bredbasket July 17, 2016
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Brexshite 

Spurious and bombastic justification for leaving the European Union.
That stuff about bendy bananas is grade A Brexshite!
Brexshite by Muckr October 23, 2020

Brexshit 

The action of shitting in your hand and clapping while blackout drunk.
I did a brexshit last night, I was so drunk it seemed like a great idea now I regret it because there's a huge fucking mess that I can't fix
Brexshit by pixiipunx February 11, 2019

brexshiteer

A rabid support of Brexit who is prepared to sacrifice anything to see Brexit happen in as damaging a fashion as possible.
It's nice to know that brexshiteers are prepared to sacrifice the lives of people who depend on medicines from the EU, and absolutely refuse the idea of a confirmatory referendum because they don't believe asking the public for their opinion is democratic.

Many brexshiteers seem to think that leaving the EU means that the British Empire will rise again. The ex-colonies might not be as keen.
brexshiteer by DameKnowledge October 24, 2019

brushing the pony 

"That girl was so fine, I was violently brushing the pony all night."

Broshido 

An unspoken code of honor between men (bros) in relation to dating/sleeping with women. A man of Broshido lives by a concept to serve and do no wrong to his male friends and family, even at the cost of his own happiness. There are no written rules, rather, it is a concept based on personal virtue and humility.

The origins of this practice are based in the Japanese philosophy of Bushido; "The way of the warrior". The ancient code of Bushido emphasises a lifestyle of loyalty, honor, obedience, duty, and sacrifice.

Much like this original school of thought, Broshido is a dying tradition. It has been overrun by modern male ideology of pride, selfishness and peacocking.
“Mike walked away when his brother’s hot, drunk ex-girlfriend tried to hit on him. Truly he is a master of Broshido.”.

“Dave saw that his friend was interested in the girl he was talking to. Without hesitation Dave introduced her to his friend and walked off into the night. There was no easy one night stand for Dave that evening, however, his legend was woven into the fabric of the universe.”.
Broshido by Vedi March 26, 2011