brutameter 

A tool used to measure the brutality of something.

-brutal: is used for light brutality

-dude thats brutal: is used for mediocre brutality

-FUCKING BRUTAL: is used for BRUTAL MOMENTS

-o fuck dude, that was fucking brutal: is used for moments of extreme brutality

-brutal: can be anything from hit in the balls to a slap across the face, or used to explain metal bands.

-dude thats brutal: can be used for massive accidents causing severe pain or non-accidents causing severe pain, or used to explain heavy metal bands.

-FUCKING BRUTAL: can be used for things causing death, or to explain death metal bands.

-o fuck dude, that was fucking brutal: can be used for things that cause a really messed up, unusual, slow, severely painful, or random death, or to explain deathcore/grindcore bands (in some cases death metal bands)

if you see a person's head get ripped off by Sasquatch the brutameter says its ok to say, "o fuck dude, that was fucking brutal"

brutameter by Brett Larsen January 23, 2009

Iambic Bantameter 

Any series of remarks, or a single remark, of a high banter level; usually something witty, pretentious, urbane or academic in nature is best defined by Iambic Bantameter, a rhythm of speech best found in the casts of student productions of Shakespeare.

My life is written in Iambic Bantameter.

Iambic Bantameter by abohemianisyou February 22, 2011