brutalysis

Brutality of such a horrendous nature that it is incomprehensible to man.

The acts of brutalysis committed during the Spanish inquisition are best left unmentioned.

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

brutalitised

A presence of being in which a person (the dumpee) feels the proverbial "burn" of said dumpedness. Also known as "Oh gutted, al" syndrome.

"I don't mean to bitch about it, but the only thing he had going for him in the bedroom was the TV."
"Oh man, he just got brutalitised!"

- Ex girlfriend and pals.

by Alex October 21, 2004

bronalysis

The discussion that all bros have in the morning where they recap the happenings of the night before. Generally, every bro is very hungover and the apartment/house is covered in red cups.

This morning, Mike said, "Hey guys, what happened last night?" The bros proceeded to do a bronalysis of who slept with who and who was the drunkest person of the night.

by Rawdogger July 18, 2010