brown streamer 

From military parachuting: when a parachute fails to open it's called a streamer, and if the jumper's reserve parachute doesn't function, the jumper's going to die- the brown in the phrase is either from the dried blood on the chute when the jumper assumes the consistency of rasberry jam, or from the well-known, first you say it, then you do it..."Oh, sh--!"

I thought sure that streamer was going to be a brown streamer until his reserve popped at the last second.

brown streamer by Maitre D April 26, 2004

Brown Screamer

The act of having such a painful dump that you scream in pain.

Those chicken wings last night gave me such bad brown screamers!!

Brown Screamer by Akbar Shabazz February 20, 2007

Cleveland Brown Steamer

The sexual act of defecating on your partner's upper lip to appear like the mustache of Cleveland brown from tv show family guy.

Once the brown caterpillar has slithered onto your partner's mustache area, look back at the and say "that's just nasty"

Joe "Dude, I totally gave Dylan's mom a Cleveland Brown Steamer last night."

Tyler "That's just nasty"

Cleveland Brown Steamer by JerryzBerryz69 April 12, 2026