A game requiring two people and a phone.
Player 1 calls anyone in their contacts and begins a normal
conversation. No lying is allowed.
Player 2 proceeds to go down on Player 1, doing anything in their power (while abstaining from making loud, sexual noises) to disrupt the
conversation.
Player 1 wins if they can go 5 minutes without letting their phone partner know what is
happening. Likewise, Player 2 wins if the other line discovers the secret.