A game requiring two people and a phone.
Player 1 calls anyone in their contacts and begins a normal conversation. No lying is allowed.
Player 2 proceeds to go down on Player 1, doing anything in their power (while abstaining from making loud, sexual noises) to disrupt the conversation.
Player 1 wins if they can go 5 minutes without letting their phone partner know what is happening. Likewise, Player 2 wins if the other line discovers the secret.
John: "Are you getting a blow job?!"
Stephen: "You've just been Phone Blown!!"
The act of purchasing mobile phone technology, and the customization of said devices of a subordinate, to mimic their bosses in a blatant attempt to pander and ingratiate.
"John is totally brownphoning the CFO. He picked up an iPhone G3 in the same color and even set his ringtone to 'We Built This City' by Jefferson Starship."
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.