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brown bidet

A jet of diarrhea that comes out at such a velocity that, upon hitting the water in the toilet bowl, causes water and/or liquid fecal matter to splash back up onto the buttocks or anus. This stream from the bowl often resembles a bidet, but only serves to make a mess rather than clean.
"Sorry I used all your toilet paper, but I had a lot to clean up after the brown bidet."
by Swinky June 1, 2009
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Brown Biden

The act of Joe Biden himself delivering a steamy shit on your chest.
"Hey John what's wrong?"
" I got a Brown Biden last night."
by The shit maniac January 25, 2022
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