Brown Bagger

A woman with a fine ass body but an ugly face. But hey, that's nothing a brown bag can't handle.

"girl you're a brown bagger, you ugly as hell, but I would still hit that if you put a brown bag on your head."

by Zclause October 23, 2008

Brown bagger

Another term for butterface (see definition) where the chick is hot except that if her face were a weapon, it would be a harmful one (she's ugly) but you are drunk and she has a nice body, and you want some 'nanny, so you put a bag over her head...it's the degrading trade off we give women for allowing them to vote.

Skillet be real, no deal, you gotta shred that cheddar man, they all up on you!

by McMichael VanWasson March 07, 2003

brown-bagger

Hot bod and a nightmare of face.

Implying you would befoul her...if you could stand to look above her shoulders...or were simply drunk enough.

"That chick over there is definitely a brown-bagger with those goods and that face."

by D0TY February 18, 2003

brown bagger

Someone drinking liquor from a bottle in a brown paper bag. Usually in the street in the unposh parts of town.

Ten brown baggers sitting on the wall. If one brown bagger etc.

by sevenhn January 24, 2006

Brown baggers

A group fo girls who have a nice body but will only be hott if they ahev a bag on thier head

Wow dan see those awesome brown baggers

by mr sprinkles September 22, 2006

brown bagger

A married Marine

"That new Marine is a brown bagger with kids at home."

by A Marine Wife February 27, 2009

brown bagger

When you fuck a guy up the ass who hasnt cleaned out his hole and the condom comes out with poo on it.

I fucked that guy last night but he was a brown bagger - ick!

by zerrick412 April 22, 2009