brovio 

a brovio is a good friend to which some people think someone is sexually attracted to even though they may not be homosexual.

bro- brother, good friend.

novio- spanish for boyfriend

just because brad and I agree brad pitt was an attractive man in Fight Club doenst mean i'm gay. Brad is my Brovio!

brovio by Jakiepoo=] March 30, 2009

Brociopath 

One whose yearning for shallow, promiscuous girls, buffalo wings and 30-racks of cheap beer compromises their capacity for empathy.

In some extreme cases of "brociopathy", this yielding empathy may not even exist in the bro as warranted by their parent's unlimited, fiscal surplus, anti-social support from other bros or the innate inability to understand themselves in a social context (found in only 1 in 100 brociopaths).

One in nine fraternity pledges are clinical brociopaths as reported by the DMB (Diagnostic Manual of Brociety, also, as pointed out by bro scholars, the initials of Dave Matthews Band, by almost incensing coincidence).

Good examples of brociopaths are bros who:

Make fun of their fellow bros but instigate fights with the first one to make fun of them.

Emotionally manipulate women to sleep with them (or roofie their beverage).

Describe their music tastes as "chill."

Completely disregard others in conversation (via talking over them or obsessively checking their BlackBerry).

Say upon puking on another person: "Sorry, bro."

Brociopath by Spurlockio October 13, 2011

brovincing 

adjective: brovincing
capable of causing one of your bros to commit to an event or gathering that a female or boring friend (who's not considered a bro) couldn't.
"I am brovincing my bro to come out drinking after he just told someone else he isn't coming out Friday night"
synonyms: brosuasive, brosible, powerbro, forcebro, bropelling, brosistible, broclusive
"a brovincing argument"
(of a victory or a winner) leaving no margin of doubt of who your bros are.
"the team of bros cruised to a brovincing win"
synonyms: brocisive, broclusive
"a brovincing win"

Donnie originally told Sarah he couldn't make it. But, after Jared did brovincing Donnie decided to come out Friday night.

brovincing by JR O'Tallechia October 5, 2015

Brolio

A condition found in gyms and fitness clubs where a bro with a massive upper body habitually skips Leg Day in order to keep his pumped state in the region of his upper body.

The resultant lack of fitness to the legs leaves the Bro deformed with a monstrous upper torso and arms with tiny little old lady spindly legs.

Oh, man, Scott (because all Bros are named Scott), really has The worst case of Brolio that I've ever seen. I don't think his legs have ever done anything but walk his ass over to the dumbbell rack.

Brolio by Mastermind Excello May 20, 2015

Brovine Spongeform Encephalopathy 

Also known as MAD BRO DISEASE, this ailment is fairly common among frat boys or teenagers. A bro will become jealous when his bro starts hanging around with other bros more than him. However, the bro cannot admit these feelings for fear of being called gay, and so instead becomes angry over seemingly pointless things.

Bro 1: "Why is Brosef Stalin over there being such a buzzkill?"

Bro 2: "He's got a bad case of Brovine Spongeform Encephalopathy because Tom is partying with some other bros."

Bro 1: "What a fag."

Brovine Spongeform Encephalopathy by PNUTBUTTERnCRAK December 30, 2009

brovolone 

1. A male with qualities similar to that of provolone cheese. Such a person possesses a semi-hard nature and loves to be sandwiched in with meat.

2. A cheesy looking bro.

At the party, the brovolone wore loose jeans, a polo with a popped collar, and reaked of a mixture of cologne and several spray cans of Axe.

brovolone by KyleDB April 22, 2008

Brotion 

A manly scented lotion designed specifically to suit men's sense of smell.

My girlfriend always tried to put her fruity smelling lotion on me so I went out and got me some brotion so I wouldn't smell like a chick.

Brotion by Babe0807 July 4, 2009