A stretched bag of skin surrounding a pair of implanted breasticles. Formed when a implant recipient chooses implants too large for their quantity of skin. Quite common in cheap porn and poor sluts.
Jenny had the worst brotum i have ever seen surrounding her new 36DD breasticles.
Etymological history of the term brotus stems far back into the time of the Roman Empire. It is a modern day spin off based on the character description of Brutus, who was the famous assassin of Caesar. To be a brutus to someone is to stab them in the back and show no respect for them. Brotus is the antonym to the word brutus which, is a term that can be described as brotherhood. When someone is close friends with someone they are considered to be their brotus. The term brotus is the masculine version of term. The feminine version of the word is brotusette, and the plural masculine is brotusi.
John: "Is this guy you brought with legit?"
Sampson: "Oh yeah, he's my brotus, we go way back. He's good shit."
Any Saturday spent chilling with your bros drinking beers. Can also include rites of passage, which may or may not entail enhanced interrogation etc. etc.
Adam: Dude what are we gonna do this Saturday?
Dave: We're gonna gogetwasted at the bar dawg
Bogdan: I'm down
Dave: It'll be a total broturday
A conflict arising between two Bros on sensitive subject matter such as hair-style, beer-pounding ability, toking capacity, dick-taking maximums, or Polo fashion sense. Usually contained within two Bros, but can be seen to consist of as many as 8.5 Bros depending on the Bro-cial situation. A Brogument often ends with a Bro-backdown, in which one Bro submits his Bro-chismo to a certain degree, until the next Bro-frontation, where the process repeats itself.
Brandon and Pink got into a heated Brogument over the extensiveness of their Sperry Top-Sider collecitons.
After Joe brought his main squeeze to the last Brodown, a Brogument sparked because any Bro knows 'you can't bring your Ho to a Bro...down.'
The Brothman is said to only come out at midnight on a full moon. If there is any soup on the stove he comes and add weird various spices and salt to spoil your stew or soup. If you catch him in the act he turns your hands to snakes and you are cursed forever unless you say three times “BROTHMAN COMEITH AND THE BROTHMAN GO” the Brothman is cousin to the mothman he is human in shape and always appears to be naked. His arms are two massive wooden spoons.
(bro-tam) noun; An official notice to other bros of a bro's relationship status(or more likely, relationships) whose purpose is to avoid awkward , embarrassing and potentially expensive unauthorized release of need to know information to the bro's significant other(s)
Hey bro, did you get the BROTAM about Dave's side hide being in town?
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basicallypeople with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."