BROTAM

(bro-tam) noun; An official notice to other bros of a bro's relationship status(or more likely, relationships) whose purpose is to avoid awkward , embarrassing and potentially expensive unauthorized release of need to know information to the bro's significant other(s)

Hey bro, did you get the BROTAM about Dave's side hide being in town?

by Davo April 6, 2017

BROTASTIK

An ENHANCED VERSION of a BRO who is SUPER COOL.. BROTASTIK

👊💥 Bro..can I borrow 5 bucks..Yeah Bro.. BROTASTIK!
👊💥 Yo Bro you came through BROTASTIK

by ClassicRonnie June 12, 2019

Brotassium

The chemical element required in bro's in order to carry out day to day activities. Can be found in most energy drinks (Monster, Rockstar, etc.), fast food, Natty Ice, and various other foods. Not to be confused with brotein.

"I'm not feelin so hot, bro"

"You're probably just low on brotassium. Have the rest of my Monster Energy."

by P Banger October 21, 2009

brohamskihasive

A combination of bro, bro-ha, bro-ham, bro-ski, and bro-sive.

Basically a major cluster of suffixes attached to a utilitarian word. Used within any type of brotherly setting. Whatever you define brotherly as, is up to you.

A word made up by a kid from ohio with red hair. That's probably why it is so long and obnoxious.

"What up brohamskihasive?"

"Oh you know, swaggin on my A-game last night."

"Word."

by Broseph Stalin 1 October 22, 2011

brotax

(Specifically for cars) when so many people buy the same car it bumps up in price for due to demand

"Yo bro I wanna wrx"
"Nah man that shits got to much brotax for what's its worth"

by Nolan Francoi February 17, 2020

Brotanica

A reference to the once mighty, proud, and indestructible vessel manned by only bros and homies that were fiercly loyal and would never have hesitated to take a bullet (or an iceberg) for each other. Like the Titanic, it was destined to suffer the same tragic fate. Pandora's box was opened on deck and a combination of a lack of respect, disloyalty, passive aggressiveness, jealousy, and backstabbing caused the ship to go astray, hit an iceberg, and sink.

Gangplank: Brotanica has sunk!
Miss Fortune: Poor Caribee, Heretic, and Rewgew all drowned.
Gangplank: Thank god for these lifeboats. At least we made it to paradise, but it's kind of scary being haunted by them from their watery graves.
Miss Fortune: Fortune doesn't favor fools!

by Yessica Ly April 21, 2013

brotazoa

chillest organism ever

Today i learned about the chillest organisms ever, the brotazoa.

by Tellcandyjokes July 2, 2010