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brosher
Dude 1: Bros before hos.
Dude 2: That's brosher.
Dude 1: Can I go out with your ex?
Dude 2: That's totally not brosher.
Dude 2: That's brosher.
Dude 1: Can I go out with your ex?
Dude 2: That's totally not brosher.
brosher by middle-man98 April 9, 2010
Brosferatu
Brosferatu by Hohthebro July 15, 2010
brossiere
Uncle Steve's man-boobs are larger than Aunt Sue's. He could use the support of a well-made brossiere.
brossiere by ChatteringClasses July 23, 2009
broser
Play on the word poser, describes a girl who tries way too hard to appear bro-like with the hope of impressing guys. A broser can be found at the beer pong table, wearing some guy's snapback, shotgunning beers, & taking many pictures captioned "my boys".
Brosmer
the act of going to the restroom with the sole intention of urinating only to find that in one sudden but unfortunate turn of events a small but significant amount of feces escapes from the rectum, while terrified and searching for an answer you panic only to notice the feces continuing to seep from within like crude oil from the breach of a wrecked tanker in the North Atlantic, mocking you as it slithers down your leg. (typically occurring after a large amount of hot wings and beer at a local watering hole)
broster
A combination of a bro and a hipster. Has the party-lovin attitude of a bro but the pretentious taste of a hipster.
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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