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Dude 1: Bros before hos.
Dude 2: That's brosher.

Dude 1: Can I go out with your ex?
Dude 2: That's totally not brosher.
brosher by middle-man98 April 9, 2010
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Brosferatu 

An incredibly bro bro, who creeps out other bros with creepily heavy acts of bro.
Yo, look at that Brosferatu over there mainlining Keystone Light. Thats creepy as balls.
Brosferatu by Hohthebro July 15, 2010

brossiere 

n. Undergarment worn around the chest of a male, intended to provide support to male breasts.
Uncle Steve's man-boobs are larger than Aunt Sue's. He could use the support of a well-made brossiere.
brossiere by ChatteringClasses July 23, 2009
Play on the word poser, describes a girl who tries way too hard to appear bro-like with the hope of impressing guys. A broser can be found at the beer pong table, wearing some guy's snapback, shotgunning beers, & taking many pictures captioned "my boys".
*Girl walks into a party wearing a Bass Pro Shops hat, yelling about how long she can do a keg stand, and trying to join an all guys game of flip cup*

"Step off, you're such a broser"
broser by jadjey November 9, 2012
the act of going to the restroom with the sole intention of urinating only to find that in one sudden but unfortunate turn of events a small but significant amount of feces escapes from the rectum, while terrified and searching for an answer you panic only to notice the feces continuing to seep from within like crude oil from the breach of a wrecked tanker in the North Atlantic, mocking you as it slithers down your leg. (typically occurring after a large amount of hot wings and beer at a local watering hole)
Dude, I totally pulled a Brosmer last night at the bar. God, I hope no one finds out but it was a close game and I didnt want to leave so I trashed my boxers, wiped up the remains, and went back to watch the rest of the game with the guys.
Brosmer by bravo22 July 17, 2009
A combination of a bro and a hipster. Has the party-lovin attitude of a bro but the pretentious taste of a hipster.
Broster: Dude, you wanna chill and drink some 40s after the Akron show?
broster by POWERGOD June 12, 2008