Brosmer

the act of going to the restroom with the sole intention of urinating only to find that in one sudden but unfortunate turn of events a small but significant amount of feces escapes from the rectum, while terrified and searching for an answer you panic only to notice the feces continuing to seep from within like crude oil from the breach of a wrecked tanker in the North Atlantic, mocking you as it slithers down your leg. (typically occurring after a large amount of hot wings and beer at a local watering hole)

Dude, I totally pulled a Brosmer last night at the bar. God, I hope no one finds out but it was a close game and I didnt want to leave so I trashed my boxers, wiped up the remains, and went back to watch the rest of the game with the guys.

by bravo22 July 17, 2009

Brosmer

Last name. All Brosmers are hilarious, fun-loving, people who love to stir shit up and have a blast.

Hey, that girl I met last night had to be a Brosmer. I had to invite her to my party tonight.

by Johnny Rigsack April 3, 2009

brosher

Acceptable behavior according to the Bro Code.

Dude 1: Bros before hos.
Dude 2: That's brosher.

Dude 1: Can I go out with your ex?
Dude 2: That's totally not brosher.

by middle-man98 April 9, 2010

Veense Brommer

The Veense Brommer is a sexual act derived form the Netherlands, specifically the city of Veenendaal. The act consists of lubing up the anus of your partner, then inserting your thumb in it. After this is done you make the movement you would make when sitting on a 'brommer' (= Dutch word for moped). This twisting motion is allegedly very pleasurable for the partner in question.

"Hey man, did you have a good time with your girlfriend last night?" "Yeah i did gave her a Veense Brommer and she really enjoyed it."

by Oinkiedooda January 10, 2023

Brosferatu

An incredibly bro bro, who creeps out other bros with creepily heavy acts of bro.

Yo, look at that Brosferatu over there mainlining Keystone Light. Thats creepy as balls.

by Hohthebro July 15, 2010

broser

Play on the word poser, describes a girl who tries way too hard to appear bro-like with the hope of impressing guys. A broser can be found at the beer pong table, wearing some guy's snapback, shotgunning beers, & taking many pictures captioned "my boys".

*Girl walks into a party wearing a Bass Pro Shops hat, yelling about how long she can do a keg stand, and trying to join an all guys game of flip cup*

"Step off, you're such a broser"

by jadjey November 9, 2012

bromere

bro-meer
-noun
1. male compatriot.
2. male friend of great importance.
3. male partner in a non-homosexual fellowship

"Jim is my best friend, my dude, my bromere."

by stinketh January 18, 2009